ikaw? who's your crush?

albertmedia's 5 steps to commit your true love

1. war

2. apology

3. forgiveness

4. develop

5. love

in tagalog:

1. away

2. bati

3. papatawarin ka

4. magkakadevelupan kayo ... (english rin naman)

5. "i lab yu"

(extra step...)

L.S.F!!!!!

unang blog ni albertmedia - pagiging LOVE GURU

ako? love guru? ... maniwala ba naman sa barbero.. duga naman ng aking "5 steps" ko eh.

 first step, "war" - eh panu naman kung asar na asar ung babaeng inaasar mo? pano kung sobrang glit na nga sayo? pano kung may dala syang patalim kapag nkikita ka niya? kutsilyo? tinidor? baril? ak47? mp5? bodyguard? pulis? barangay tanod? pano kung mauwi pa ako sa korte? punong tagapamayapa? regional trial court? metropolitan trial court? court of appeals? court of tax appeals? sandiganbayan? o mas masama pa ....... supreme court? korte supremo (tinagalog lang)? 

second step - "apology" - eh panu kung di ka nya patawarin? panu kung may dala syang posporo sa harapan ng bahay, biglang sinidi at sunugin ung bahay mo? panu kung namatay na ung kumanta ng "apologize"? one republic? "it's too late to apologize.... it's too late ...."

third step - "forgiveness" - putek, panu nga mauuwi sa third step kung patay ka na pagdating ng first step pa lang? pagkatapos ng first step, forgiveness agad? - pwede rin, war-forgiveness- L.S.F.-baby? san nanggaling ung seventh step? 

fourth step, fifth step - UMASA KA PA!

sixth step - eto ... maganda to! wala nang reason kung baket. alam mo na yun

definition: linger sabay fi......

seventh step - treat it as your "seventh heaven" ... patay ka sa nanay mo kung 13 years old ka pa lang nang nabuntis mo yaya mo. always remember: "use condom to prevent aids"

7 eleven: marami kaming supply nun!

putek .... mauuwi rin naman sa kalokohan tong blog na to....

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